Women Appearance
Why do women pay so much attention to their appearance rather than toimproving their...
A dirty kid!
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An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...