You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.