Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...