Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
The problems with golf
|The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...