After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
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At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...