OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...