Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
The Bus Bench
There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...