Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...