New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...