Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...