Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...