I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows