Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...