oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...