After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...