Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Don’t arrest the judge
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Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
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What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
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Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
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You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.