Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...