Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...