Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...