A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Colorado Crazy Law
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. It is illegal to ride...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...