Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...