Wife was mad at me
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A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
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You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!