Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg