What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...