Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...