Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!