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Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...