Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...