Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...