Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...