Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
A Childs View Of A Retirement
After Christmas break, the teacher asked her small pupils how they spent their holidays.One...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Shipwrecked!
A young wife, her boorish husband and a good-looking sailor were ship-wrecked on an...
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.