Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...