Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...