The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...