Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...