I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...