If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
I would like to havea second opinion
|A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....