Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...