Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...