Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car…
One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy’s car...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...