Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.