A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
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|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
The College Food Chain
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Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Letter to the Railroad
Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Kermit the Frog
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his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...