Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...