Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...