English language
|The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Let’s...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping…
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.”Doctor,...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...