Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
A penis study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...