Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
The Hunt
A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...