Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse….you go...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...