What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Different sex outcomes
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Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!