A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...